10 year old: (bawling, tears running down face)Nooo!It's gonna hurt! Mommy, she's gonna stick me!
(After 5 mins of successfully consoling him)
Me: OK, you're brave, you're strong, it's just a little stick, then the pain goes away.
10 year old (no longer crying): OK, I'm ready
(First attempt: he flinches. Unsuccessful)
(Second attempt: he flinches again. Unsuccessful)
(On third attempt...)
10 year old: Are you new here? How come you can't get it in yet?
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Seeing Jamaican patient and 4 year old son at Ob-Gyn clinic.
Me: Okay mom, we're going to have to draw some blood to check your blood sugar level.
Patient: Okay Doc
(I get supplies, begin advancing venipuncture needle)
Patient's son: No! Don't juk mih mommy!
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